the big bang theory
“so if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed, it will not go through both slits. if it’s unobserved, it will. however, if it’s obsered after it’s left the plane but before it hits it’s target, it will not have gone through both slits.”
“agreed….what’s your point?”
“there’s no point. i just think it’s a good idea for a t-shirt.”
“why don’t you just have breakfast in bed?”
“because i am niether an invalid nor a woman celebrating mother’s day.”
“let me guess…you have a problem with this.”
“where do i begin?”
“it’s up to you. crazy person’s choice.”
“well first, we don’t have houseguests. frankly, if i could afford the rent, i’d ask you to leave.”
“your friendship means a lot to me as well. what else?”
“well…our earthquake supplies. we have a two man, two day kit!”
“so..?”
“so, if there is an earthquake and the three of us are trapped here, we could be out of food by tomorrow afternoon.”
“i’m sorry, are you suggesting that if we let penny stay here that we might succumb to cannibalism?”
“no one ever thinks it’ll happen until it does.”
“ok this cereal has lost all of it’s moluecular integrity. i know have a bowl of shredded wheat paste.”
“well penny you’re always welcome to stay with us.”
“oh terrific. now we’re running acute little b&b.”
“well it’s all settled then, christy will stay at howard’s, penny can go home, and i will finish watching the last 24 minutes of dr. who; all though at this point it’s now more like ‘dr. why bother’ “.
“i cleaned my bulletin board so that it can start fresh and with new ideas, memories, and smiles”.
Wow … you cleaned so well that … you are “Fresh with new ideas”
Fantastic, Great Improvement, Keeping Working Hard, Wow.